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About Us

Who We Are

Your Go-to Septic Services in Rising Sun, MD, and Surrounding Areas

Our work may not be glamorous, but it’s necessary—and we do it right. We’re a septic services provider that’s proud to serve both commercial and residential clients with responsive, no-nonsense care. What sets us apart is how we started: Brian, our founder, learned the ropes firsthand from the previous business owner, took on the licenses and permits, and built this business from the ground up.

Today, we’re licensed, insured, and equipped for the real emergencies most people don’t think about until it’s too late. From full septic pump outs and drain clearing to septic system repairs, installations, and inspections, we show up prepared to keep your system in check.

Emergency services are available, and we focus on honesty, not upsells. If you’re dealing with a backup, a system issue, or just need routine work done, we’re the crew to call.

Mission Statement

At Turd Burglar, our mission is simple: to keep your property clean, safe, and free from unexpected septic disasters. We “pump your dump” with professionalism and reliability—because preventing sewage backups isn’t a luxury, it’s a necessity.

Vision Statement

We envision a community where every property owner has access to dependable septic services that protect their property, health, and comfort. Turd Burglar aims to be the go-to name in septic maintenance by delivering essential, no-nonsense service with integrity and a little humor.

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Our Core Goals

  • Prevent Septic Emergencies: Provide timely, routine pump-outs to help homeowners avoid backups and costly damage.
  • Educate Customers: Raise awareness about the importance of regular septic maintenance and system health.
  • Grow with Purpose: Expand responsibly across counties with high septic system density, meeting growing demand with top-tier service.
  • Build Trust: Be the name homeowners think of first when they need dependable, honest septic work.

Our Core Values

  • Reliability: We show up when we say we will and get the job done right the first time.
  • Transparency: No upsells, no BS—just straightforward service you can count on.
  • Responsibility: We protect your property, your health, and the environment.
  • Respect: For our clients, their homes, and the work we do (even when it’s dirty).
  • Community-Focused: We serve the neighborhoods where we live and work, building relationships that last.
  • Good Humor: We take our work seriously, but we’re not above a little bathroom humor—because the job may stink, but our attitude doesn’t.

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